You Might Be a Fleabagger .If?

You Might Be a Fleabagger . If. .

If you can chant 'Karl Marx Quotes' but don't know anything about "Dodd-Frank", You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you Tweet your disgust for capitalism and corporations from anything made by Apple, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you say you're preserving the environment and then trash and defecate in parks, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you think that conservatives have no sense of humor; but then shudder if you hear a rare Obama joke, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If your idea of a fair tax system is one where some individuals are forced to pay in at much higher percentages than
others — just because, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you believe Sean Penn makes sense, and Alec Baldwin makes even more sense, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you think that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mindless "dittoheads," but never doubt anything that you hear from Michael Moore, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you don't understand the divisiveness of affirmative action and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or education opportunity to assuage your guilt, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you watch the MSNBC All-Stars (Bashir-Matthews-Sharpton-O'Donnell-Maddow-Schultz) every day from your institution, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you think Roseanne Barr and Janeane Garofalo are smart enough to engage in political discussion, but Ronald Reagan should never have been elected President because he was just an actor, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you like Bill Maher, Al Franken, Michael Moore, and of course, NY Times' Paul Krugman, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you believe that rich people should not be allowed to contribute money to candidates for office (except for George Soros), You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you believe socialized healthcare is necessary in America even though it’s been a catastrophic failure everywhere else it’s been implemented, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you think Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee are articulate geniuses; but Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams are dolts, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If your parents paid for you to go to an expensive private college and five years later you still spend more time protesting than earning a living, You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes; that the rich are not paying their "fair share," You Might Be a Fleabagger!
If you bitterly cling to your "Che" T-shirt and "Rules for Radicals", ... Then You Are a Fleabagger!
If you don't see the parallel between yourself, Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin and Chairman Mao,...Then You Are a Fleabagger!
If you have a Tramp Stamp in the shape of a Hammer and Sickle,...Then You Are a Fleabagger!
If you borrowed money to go to college and now think it’s unfair to have to pay it back,... Then You Are a Fleabagger!
 If you continually say that conservatives have no sense of humor; but after reading this page, probably think
that the Tea Party members are cold, racist, and mean-spirited,...Then You Are Definitely a Fleabagger!